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Northern Phoenix Consulting Gets An Upgrade

20230201 Pacific – Over the past couple of weeks members of the Northern Phoenix Council have been working with the CEO of Northern Phoenix Conglomerate to upgrade the Northern Phoenix Consulting team. The purpose is to create a consulting group to deal with fags in the workforce. Headed by the Read more…

By Retard Emissary, 3 years2023-02-01 ago
Article

Special Committee and M.A.i.D for Veterans

Over the last few weeks, the Homosexual Chancellor has been releasing PSA on how fags changed and destroyed the intellectual properties of movies, books, and TV series.  The council has concluded that pornographic parodies are better at following the source material than a fag.  The Retard Chancellor and Director of Read more…

By Retard Emissary, 3 years2023-01-29 ago
Article

Hollywood, Henry, and 40K

At the end of 2022, during the appointment of the Retard Chancellor to Director of the Council, it was brought to the council attention that Henry Cavill is set to star in, and is an executive producer, for the 40k movie/series franchise.  This announcement from Amazon Studios made the retards Read more…

By Retard Emissary, 3 years2023-01-11 ago
Press Release

Northern Phoenix Council Elects Director and Rebuilds the Brand

PRESS RELEASE Northern Phoenix Council Elects Director and Rebuilds the Brand 20230102 Pacific – Over the course of 2022 the Northern Phoenix Council has been making changes to its brand to be more inclusive.  One inclusive item was to update the store from Northern Phoenix Creations to Northern Phoenix Coalition. Read more…

By Retard Emissary, 3 years2023-01-02 ago
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